flat tire

A prank where you step on the back of somebody's shoe and make it fall off.

Variations:
1. Sandals. It is difficult to flat-tire a sandal, so a different strategy must be used. One way is to kick the sandal out. Occasionally, for fat, loose sandals, the normal method for flat-tiring works.
2. Boots. It is practically impossible to flat-tire an Ugg boot, so what you do is keep stepping on the shoe until it breaks, then they have to get new ones & you can flat-tire those.
3. Backpacks. When you flat-tire someone for quite a while, they become aware of you, but you've got another trick up your sleeve! Pretend to flat-tire that person, they'll dodge their shoe. At that time pull the back of their backpack & everything falls out.

I flat tired this kid and we started playing monkey in the middle with his shoe.

flat tire by vv007!!! May 22, 2008

tied down 

a bullshit reason to dump someone

Austin, "I'm leaving you because I don't want to be tied down."

tied down by nadzzzzz June 29, 2010

spare tire 

The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....

"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."

spare tire by Helayne February 4, 2006

Tire Tracks 

When the human waste comes out too soon and leaves a brown "track-like" looking shitstain on the inside of your momma's panties. It can also be found on the inside of a toilet bowl when your bastard, son-of-a-bitch brother drops the bomb.

Son: Daddy what are the brown marks on mommy's underwear?
Dad: Wow your a dumbfuck, those are your mother's shitstain tire tracks.

Tire Tracks by Robby H. October 21, 2004

tirent 

someone that is barbaric, mean, annoying etc. a general insult.

person 1:i hate you
person2: i hate you too you poo face :(
person 1:tirent.

tirent by TIRENT October 30, 2011

Tireda 

The Franglish word for tired, when it's late and you're on Skype... and you actually are tired.

"Je suis tres tireda"?

Tireda by Audiofreak3333 June 6, 2010

Tireder 

More tired than before you fell sleep

I just had a nap and now i am tireder

Tireder by Tireder after sleep May 3, 2020