Gay Tilted

When a faggot gets overly exasperated by the other stupidities and dumbfoundedness of his fellow stupid friends he whips out his gay faggot cock and slaps the computer screen twenty times until his dick rips off.

OMFG you stupid ass cunts. I'm so gay tilted I just want to ejaculate all over your faces.

by HeavenlyFreedom February 21, 2018

e-wet-tile disfunction

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited

Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.

by JBighood October 9, 2008

Van Luit tile job

receiveing a hand job from your wifes freinds husband while blacked out on a tile floor

I had a little too much to drink last night and I think I Got a Van Luit tile job

by husband #2 October 16, 2008

Tilde

A little devil of a cat

Tilde, why'd you knock dat thing over

by ChickenWhispererYT April 14, 2020

big timed

Upstaging or one-upping a competitor or opponent.

Did you see that debate last night? Obama TOTALLY big timed Hillary.

by Dominic D April 17, 2008

tiked

to be stellar

or supper sweet

worth wild

:)

excited
fucked up in a good way

tiked-fucked UP

tike- cool

tikes-tuley excelent

by mark & fred August 15, 2006

tube tied

When your internet connection is experiencing less than optimal speeds.

"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because my internet was tube tied!"

by Ted Stevens August 10, 2006