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Thunder thighs

Where your thighs are so thicc that if you tried to wrap both hands around them your hands couldn’t fit around them
You my dargy you have some thunder thighs

Me: I know blud massive init

Them : yhyh safe my g
Thunder thighs by Ksi’s Dad September 2, 2019

Thunder dome 

A shiny ass forehead.

Causes:

•Sweat

•Too much makeup
Bradly: do u see that chick over there?
Jorge: Damn vro she got a fucken Thunder dome
Thunder dome by 1-800-Jahsh October 31, 2019

Thunder clap 

Its when a woman is bouncing her ass of your dick and at the same time as you nut her booty cheeks clap on your dick. Its said that when that happens the male orgasm is so powerful you'll see thunder.
Jessica's ass hella phat. She did the thunder clap on me and i almost got knocked out by it!
Thunder clap by ClappinCheeksOfMoses November 20, 2019

thunder drum penis 

A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.
mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"

jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."
thunder drum penis by jibolba November 22, 2019

Thunder Splooge 

A sexual act in which the male parter, as he is about to finish, pulls out, and produces a tazer. He proceeds to press the tazer against the female genetalia , shock her, and then finish over the affected area.
man1 " so, how was your night?"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"
Thunder Splooge by Djuken December 25, 2019

Thunder tunnel 

Jackie's bowling phase NO MATTER WHAT.

Also; #SPAIN2020
Strike?: THUNDER TUNNEL!!!

Spare?: THUNDER TUNNEL!!!

Eating skittles out of their ass?: RAINBOW THUNDER TUNNEL!!!
Thunder tunnel by Spain2020 February 12, 2020