pokemon card

the best thing EVER

bob:do you have a pokemon card steve:yes wanna trade

by bm88 February 28, 2022

Ace of Cards

the best person out of a group

1: you see Jerry over there?, he's the ace of cards of our group
2; agreed

by Uno Ace Cards May 19, 2021

Trump Card

A card that allows you to attempt to over the United States government, with not Repercussions.

“Dude you can’t just try to over throw the government, you’re not the CIA”
“You’ve actives my Trump card”

by Lord Rarefarera May 30, 2021

Calamity Cards

An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH

In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.

Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"

by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 5, 2023

Green Card

Something that Mexicans try really hard to get or steal.

Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!

Antonio: There's one bad thing...

Julio: What?

Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.

Julio: OH SHIT!!

by WE DA MAN December 18, 2012

Red Card

A girl gives a guy a red card when she has sex with him and doesn't tell him she's on her period.

My girlfriend gave me a red card last night. I had no idea she was on her period til i pulled out and freaked out.

by theclew August 27, 2013

Baseball Cards

DIRTY PICTURES sent through texting, email or wallet sized

When you send someone a picture is it like sending them a baseball card; like this is what I look like when I'm playing and these are my stats.

There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:

Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.

High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.

Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.

Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.

by Vig Monster August 21, 2011