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MATH-9

On a TI-83/89 scientific calculator, pressing the 'MATH' button and then the '9' button prompts a function that enables the user to find the answer to a type of problem called a definite integral within a few keystrokes. The alternative to this is doing it all by hand, which is very time-consuming/tedious. So, by simply using "MATH-9" you save yourself some time and a headache. This can be loosely applied to situations in life that require work, but whoever is supposed to be doing that work is lazy/uninterested so they opt out of it by finding a simple alternative.
Bob: Ugh, my girlfriend was bugging me to mow the lawn all day!

Charlie: So did you give in or what?

Bob: Nah, I just MATH-9'd that shit and paid some neighborhood kid to do it.
by Rutherford Jones June 29, 2009
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Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them
That's our math teacher.
by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020
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sex math

Sex math It goes dick + pussy then pussy - dick then the cum will ÷ and you'll hope you don't ×
by FallenShai December 26, 2020
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can math

The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.
It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!
by Ace and Deuce November 28, 2005
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Jamo math

Mathematical equation based on Jameson whom is the most illogical human alive.
Xbox is better than PlayStation. “That’s stupid, NO that’s Jamo Math”
by G4AllDay January 16, 2022
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spaghetti math

Math so easy and 'thin' even the babies slurping up the metaphorical spaghetti can comprehend it. just like they can eat the spaghetti. because its easy as fuck to digest.
examples of this include: Further math and any math below 10th grade level.
Person 1 "I got 90% on my last test!" Person 2 "yeah but you do spaghetti math"
by School wizzard March 22, 2017
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Math Fetish

Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
by POTUS Official May 8, 2023
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