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Afghani Goggles

Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.
Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.
by Hammy November 24, 2003
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special goggles

1. Shit you use for going under the sea, as in deep sea or SCUBA diving.
2. Something a steampunk person wears, either on their face or hanging around their neck.
3. Those glasses that make you see funny.
4. Those other glasses that make you see funny. See "beer goggles" for more information.
1. After I touched the hypolimnion, I was glad that I had my special goggles on; my eyes didn't freeze!

2. I realized I needed special goggles when the shiny shit hit my new-fangled air spinning machine.

3. Are these fun house glasses, or just my special goggles?

4. Wow, you look awesome... must be because I'm wearing my special goggles.
by thefriennlyfarmer February 12, 2017
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Beer Goggles

Typically occurring after the event, where due to earlier inebriation, an individual realises that their partner is not as attractive as they thought they were last night.
You must have had your beer goggles on when you met him / her!
by george9601 November 21, 2011
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Shooting Goggles

The act of giving someone a dirty look. The look is for that plain look in the person's eye's when they give you that dirty look and or the lazy eyed look. Making them look like they are wearing a pair of goggles.
"Mom why you shooting goggles at me?"
by Cmele aka GoD of 973 August 16, 2009
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Ukrainian Goggles

Derived from 'Arabian goggles'. When a woman strangles a man by wrapping her legs round his neck whilst shitting in his eyes. Original use was related to a man of Ukrainian heritage, hence the phrase.
Taylor Swift and Jane from Breaking Bad are fit enough to let them give me Ukrainian Goggles, but only just.
by Tanned November 25, 2016
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ho goggles

The nonprescription glasses girls wear to make them appear smarter and less slutty than they actually are
Stacy started wearing ho goggles but she isn't fooling anybody. That bitch gets passed around more than the collection plate at church
by ghostfaced April 17, 2012
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Feminist goggles

Feminist goggles also tell a feminist a guy should never question what a female is like when the public eye isn't looking, or think about who she really is (and if he does so the feminist should start by calling him any name she can think of to try and get him back in line, and keep him from getting/staying out of line from then on). Feminist goggles yell a feminist guys don't think about what's beneath the surface, they just think about how many females they can fuck in a lifetime (unless they're the guys that think like females)
Her feminist goggles made everything she thought she knew about the guys she hated true.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
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