Bruce

A very nice person who has suffered the brunt of other's bullying and childhood trauma, who is nice to a fault but has weak moments like we all do, but they can breakdown when provoked and sometimes just lose it or get mad. Generally attractive, modest. They can make you laugh so easily and they have a flare in their personality, like they're a secretly got an acting gig on the side. You'll never know their real pain unless you're a true friend and they feel safe enough they can open up. They make an amazing friend and you'd be lucky to have them!

Hey. Be nice. He's a Bruce.

by Emmett L. Brown November 17, 2023

Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023

Crazy Bruce Lee

An insane, idiotic, delinquent Asian gentleman

David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Bruce

Having a wank and a shit at the same time.

Sorry I was late to the track, I was having a Bruce.

by The coxford dictionary November 24, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

Bruce Wayned

When your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent

Man, Jason got Bruce Wayned last night.
Damn, hope is he okay.

by sexybeast8008 October 7, 2016