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smurf smooking

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.
Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.
by Little loofa August 6, 2016
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Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023
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smurfing

Mostly said in CSGO to people who are low ranked to people who are "low ranked"
Player 1: guys i think Player 3 is a smurf
Player 2: so what we're being boosted
Player 1,4,5: finally a rank up game
Player 3: I just train with expert bots this is my main account and I dont smurf but thanks for the compliment to my skill

That exampl isn't the best but it somewhat makes smurfing good if you're on there side, but if there are 2 smurfs both on oppisot teams they will knife fight or AWP
by The Scrub Named Redx616 May 13, 2016
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Smurfing

When you're staring to your mobile phone and the light makes your face blue.
Everyone is at the table to share a meal, and instead y'all are 'Smurfing'!!
by Miss Tuckaaaaa May 23, 2016
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Smurfed

While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.
I just got smurfed in the porta-potty.
by Skinflick October 29, 2020
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smurfing

Gaming Term: Buying alternate accounts to achieve a higher ranking in a game.
That guy's not Silver Elite, he is smurfing
by TrumpetMiner May 22, 2016
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Smurfing

Person 1:"I smurfed your mum last night after we had an argument"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
by DaddySmurf69 November 23, 2021
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