cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.
I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.
by Michael Levitan April 04, 2008
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The raging octopus

1. When you have rough sex with your balls taped together, while smacking your partner in the face with your tennis balls. Most commonly done in Indian relationships.
Wife: "Honey, lets do the raging octopus"
Husband: "LETS GO TO THE OCTO-CAVE!"
by Shabnam Khan April 10, 2009
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skinny rage

A small get together in a friend's basement. Not big enough to be considered a fat rage, but instead is a low key smaller rage. Only a select few people are invited and is usually a safe place for everyone to get very drunk at.
Mikey: Dude I'm having some people over tonight. Wanna come?

Brody: Yeah, man. Is it gonna be a fat rage?

Mikey: Nah, man it's just a skinny rage.
by Lq kids August 13, 2013
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Vape Rage

The feeling that consumes a nicotine fiend when they lose their prized tool (vape), although usually momentary, this feeling will intensify as long as the fiend is separated from his/her prize.
Thomas: Where's my vape?
Joe: I don't know
Thomas: Fuck man !! Where the fuck is my vape
Joe: Man you got some vape rage
by whetwaters April 13, 2020
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rage hockey

Game of hockey when one team has two player on wave boards while they play a one man team who is on rollar skates. The team of two try to score while the team of one try to get the ball from the other team. In rage hockey you can hit into wall or grass.
lets go play rage hockey
by cjb695 May 29, 2008
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Ohio Rage

when someone gets angry in a weird way or does something aggressively in a weird way
Jeff: BRO I HATE THIS FUCKING MATH PROBLEM ITS SO FUCKING HARD WTF BRO!!!!!!!!!
Isaac: Bro got the Ohio rage 💀
by Pelé December 29, 2022
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Vag Rage

Noun

When an arbitrary "feminist/SJW" blames society for his/her lack of talent/marketability/experience/competence. Especially blaming men for all of the world's wrongs.

Usually characterised by long rants on facebook, with likes from losers in basements who really need to get some to get their heads straight.
"Did you see Sona's fb rant about how Wacken predominantly has a lot of male artists?"

"Yeah, it was true vag rage"

"Jenny, stop vag raging and get a life. And a job"
-Self-respecting, employed, female friend
by sepiator December 17, 2016
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