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Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.
Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.

Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil

Ah great, is there anything else dear?
by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021
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Phil

4 Big Guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like applepies
If they keep fucking me like that i migjt just die
They cream ma booty Till i die
I lick his dick and the cum starts drippen

I eat his ass ,IT tastes like women Popper chicken
Lorenz: uiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiii
Wham wham wham eham

Bangkok Bangkok Bank

Bibubibubinubibu
Phil: yes thats me
by Pulp Pumpe November 22, 2021
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Phil Lies

Phil-lies has a hidden meaning, the true meaning is Phil Lies. In terms a man known as Phil who lies and enjoyed taking photos of his enemies with his camera. Phil a man of many lies uses his unique ability to create false hope for his followers. Phil has devoted an entire organization to his lies called "The Phil-lies". Along with his lying organization, Phil has created a secondary sub-group called Kamara. Kamara named after his ability to take pictures of those he has fooled.
Phil Lies all the time, yet will never admit to his lies.
by Kamara-man April 23, 2022
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Phil gatti

by Bagz44 May 10, 2022
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Phil

Outright amazingly talented. He works hard, and if he wants to be a stud he can, but often isn't.

He will go out of his way for anyone. Typically very creative and loving.
Phil is a great guy
by Flapjackkkksss March 14, 2023
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phil me up

When a man named Phil inserts his penis inside any orifice of a (wo)man's body. Most compatible and accurate with women named Cortnie/Courtney.
"Oh wow...I didn't expect you to phil me up that fast." - Cortnie
by Lunchlady11 July 12, 2017
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Phil

a daddy™, literally, like the embodiment of it.
sugar daddy: hey baby girl
baby girl: yes, phil?
sugar daddy: im sorry what
baby girl: i mean... yes, daddy?
by lo li lo li January 31, 2018
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