Ham Train

A nickname for a man's penis.

She was ready and willing to hop aboard the ham train and head to pleasure town.

by popeamadeus June 10, 2010

ham shake

it’s when you shake your ham, but your ham shakes you right back 😎

“HEY MAN HAM SHAKE”
“OHHH BRO YEAH HELL YEAH!!!”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021

pump the ham

a man pleasuring his genitalia.

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."

by archamtrand May 19, 2010

Spicing the Ham

Spamming

Misa: Oh whats up?
Arasia: MISA!
Kistune: Here she goes Spicing the Ham again -.-

by Jellywool25 November 18, 2011

ham solo

Ham Solo or Pork Solo is porking by yourself, aka mastrubating

Rodney was wanting to Ham Solo yesterday...

by Big boy United June 10, 2018

Ham and Cheesilist

The high and mighty second hand leader of the oder of ham and cheese.The great master of speech.The one to rally up the crowd of HAMsters to stop and reinforce what the they believe in.

Ham and Cheesilist:we are one .we must stick together.
HAMsters:here, here

by Gaxellex September 14, 2016

Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.

I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!

by Pierced69 September 26, 2011