A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:
-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.
(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:
-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.
(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.
It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.
The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.
The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...
A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.
It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.
The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.
The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...
If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica?
Or read The Mist!
Or read The Mist!
by .................................... March 25, 2008
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Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other
similarly-minded family members.
Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.
Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other
similarly-minded family members.
Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.
Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess
by Studio19 December 29, 2009
Get the Family Crisismess mug.a family who believe they own the ice rink or sports area.
a hairy man wearing a baseball cap.
& various family including a daughter who dances, growls, never changes clothes and only has her fringe cut bowl head when visiting annual hairdressers.
BELIEVED TO LIVE UNDER THE TABLE DUE TO MORE THAN REGULAR OCCURANCE AT ICE RINK
a hairy man wearing a baseball cap.
& various family including a daughter who dances, growls, never changes clothes and only has her fringe cut bowl head when visiting annual hairdressers.
BELIEVED TO LIVE UNDER THE TABLE DUE TO MORE THAN REGULAR OCCURANCE AT ICE RINK
Samantha; there! there they are
Alex: who's that?
Samantha; the family that live under the table!
Alex; they live under the table?!
Samantha; Yeah the table family, they live off stolen chips.
Alex; oooooo shes growling...
Alex: who's that?
Samantha; the family that live under the table!
Alex; they live under the table?!
Samantha; Yeah the table family, they live off stolen chips.
Alex; oooooo shes growling...
by themoonfromthestarsisabigworld January 3, 2010
Get the table family mug.A person or couple previously interesting and good conversationalists who now that they have children talk about nothing other than everything their children do no matter how mundane and are utterly oblivious to the fact that they now bore the shit out of everyone.
Mary (Mother) "You should see Caitlin and Ashley play with their new little brother it's so sweet"
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.
by tincopper September 26, 2010
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by Christopher Crunchy October 12, 2010
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