bike riding

at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.

Person 1: can you ride a bike with me

Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation

Person 1: oh f-

Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually

by ImJustASnom March 13, 2021

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022

Mountain Biking

Sexiest sport on earth!!

The earth is flat just like mountain biking

by :((((( November 22, 2021

Biked

It is when you lye under someone when they are on top.

He totally biked me yesterday.

by KittyCatGoMeowMeowMeow June 15, 2019

Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 March 31, 2023

Mountain Biking

The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.

Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.

by Skin DIver April 11, 2022

turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going

Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”

Him “ where’s mike?

Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “

by MR CE August 10, 2021