weiner beat

to jack around and not do anything productive

the service guys are famous for performing a weiner beat

by KENNY THE SHARK November 19, 2004

Beat the witness

When a man strokes his penis till "baby batter" comes out.

Man...check out that fine lookin' hottie. Now I'm going to have to beat the witness!!!

by Mayo January 29, 2005

you beat

In poker, an expression used to answer the pesky question, "What do/did you have?" Popularized by professional poker player Layne Flack in a television appearance on the World Poker Tour.

"What did you have?"
"You beat."

by MrBlini May 8, 2005

nigger beat

To administer or inflict a massive beating, intending to demoralize or destroy ones self esteem or personal image. A deragatory term also used to be racist or offensive to niggers.

We layed down a serious nigger beating last night at the football game.
Or
We got nigger beat!

by FaygoNinja January 19, 2005

critter beating

Driving around with one or more friends at night killing small animals with "beaters". Beaters consist of baseball bats, field hockey sticks, machetes, lawn mower blades, or any other instrument that will fuck up a small animal. Animals usually killed while beating are opposums, raccoons, porcupines, cats, rabbits, deer(hit with car to dissable deer, then exterminate with beater). Animals to stay away from: skunks, bear and dogs that are in peoples yards. Owners of dogs usually dont like to see people beating the fuck out of their dog.

Adam: Hey luke wanna go critter beating tonight?
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!

by Plasticupp June 28, 2010

beat break

The need to take a 'break' while conversing with a friend, via telephone or instant messaging device, for the sole purpose of pleasuring your genitals. Afterwards you then of course resume activity with said friend.

Joey, this conversation is very riveting, but my blue balls are killing me. I need a beat break, brb!

by LosrDogg August 17, 2009

Grease Beat

When you have a quiet night in, buy a 21 piece bucket of KFC chicken, smash it while watching some porn, then use the left over chicken grease as lubricant to pleasure yourself.

I recommend putting a towel down while having a grease beat and please ensure a hefty clean up after the experience.

"What are you up to tonight, mate?"
"Heading home early for a major grease beat session"

OR

That guy has a grease beat 2-3 times a week

by cricketfanbb3/6 January 9, 2011