The most badass bitch you'll ever meet. She has an odd obsession with pictures of people with animal heads, but she's the greatest nonetheless.
by jajajajajackmyswag July 11, 2011
Get the Tessa mug.The process of checking to see if the girl you are about to get it on with has any STDs (open sores). While making out, secretly apply some lemon juice to your fingers (you don't actually use a lemon wedge morons) and then rub/insert said fingers into her "warm and fuzzy area". If she begins to scream, cringe, or show pain in any way chances are she has open sores and most likely an STD.
When Jojo was making out with Becky he secretly dabbed his fingers in some lemon juice and gave her the lemon test. When she started to complain about it burning he knew she had the funk!
by Firesole03 December 11, 2011
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An incredibly sassy person. Sweet on the surface, but secretly evil. Can get away with anything by smiling. Very clumsy, but that makes her all the more lovable and she knows it. Good person to have on your side. Tess is derived from Theresa, and translates to "The Harvester." As in, the harvester of souls. For real, she will eat you alive. Good luck.
by Terry Rowen November 18, 2016
Get the Tess mug.The hardest Test ever invented. Truly, what is the point? The DMV people will fail you no matter what. 70% of the people i know have failed it at least once, maybe twice if they are actually good drivers. Best advice? Try not to show weakness.... they can sniff out fear.
DMV person: "Pull over when you get the chance."
person taking drivers test: "Okay"
DMV person: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I TOLD YOU TO PULL OVER! PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!" *shakes head*
person taking drivers test: "Oh... shit.. wait, shoot! I'm sorry! Let me just..."
DMV person: "OH MY GOSH! YOU ALMOST HIT THAT CAR! WHY ARE YOU PULLING OVER!"
person taking drivers test: "well... i obviously just failed... can we just go back to the DMV now?"
person taking drivers test: "Okay"
DMV person: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I TOLD YOU TO PULL OVER! PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!" *shakes head*
person taking drivers test: "Oh... shit.. wait, shoot! I'm sorry! Let me just..."
DMV person: "OH MY GOSH! YOU ALMOST HIT THAT CAR! WHY ARE YOU PULLING OVER!"
person taking drivers test: "well... i obviously just failed... can we just go back to the DMV now?"
by stilldonthavemylicences February 24, 2011
Get the Drivers Test mug.A test used in 19th middle and upper class Black communities to decide of a black American was sufficiently white enough to warrant inclusion. The idea is that your hair should be as straight as a ruler. Today the practice is not rightly condemned as "colorism" but is not altogether abandoned. See also brown paper bag test
"Don't go swimming or you won't be able to pass the ruler test when you meet your date's parent's tonight."
by Bill Peters August 19, 2006
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Tom Wolfe wrote The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test about Ken Kesey, a promising young writer, during Kesey's experimentations with LSD from about 1961 to 1964.
Kesey bought property in La Honda and moved his wife and children and assorted Merry Pranksters to the mountains outside of San Francisco. There they began throwing parties Kesey called Acid Tests, where revelers would ingest LSD, sometimes without their knowledge, and attempt to survive the often harrowing night. Kesey believed that one's personal fears should be confronted under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs.
Musical performances by the Grateful Dead were commonplace, along with black lights, strobe lights, and day-glo paint. Kesey constantly pushed the limits with his own experimentations and eventually moved the Acid Tests into public places such as the Longshoreman's Hall, Muir Beach, or musical events at Bill Graham's Fillmore West. The Acid Tests are notable for their influence on the LSD-based counterculture of the San Francisco area and subsequent transition from the beat generation to the hippie movement.
A film adaptation of the book is in development for a 2011 release. It will be directed by Gus Van Sant. So far, no casting decisions have been announced, but both Woody Harrelson and Jack Black are being considered to star as Kesey.
Kesey bought property in La Honda and moved his wife and children and assorted Merry Pranksters to the mountains outside of San Francisco. There they began throwing parties Kesey called Acid Tests, where revelers would ingest LSD, sometimes without their knowledge, and attempt to survive the often harrowing night. Kesey believed that one's personal fears should be confronted under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs.
Musical performances by the Grateful Dead were commonplace, along with black lights, strobe lights, and day-glo paint. Kesey constantly pushed the limits with his own experimentations and eventually moved the Acid Tests into public places such as the Longshoreman's Hall, Muir Beach, or musical events at Bill Graham's Fillmore West. The Acid Tests are notable for their influence on the LSD-based counterculture of the San Francisco area and subsequent transition from the beat generation to the hippie movement.
A film adaptation of the book is in development for a 2011 release. It will be directed by Gus Van Sant. So far, no casting decisions have been announced, but both Woody Harrelson and Jack Black are being considered to star as Kesey.
"His hair has the long jesuschrist look. He is wearing the costume clothes. But most of all, he now has a very tolerant and therefore withering attitude toward all those who are still struggling in the old activist political ways . . . while he, with the help of psychedelic chemicals, is exploring the infinite regions of human consciousness. "
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test (1968)
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test (1968)
by Tomatis April 6, 2010
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