wooden table

your penis

Can I see your "wooden table"?

by rawrxdxdxdxdxdxd October 14, 2017

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017

took the table

took the table or take the table is a poker term used when one person ends up with all the money.

I played texas hold em for the first time and took the table.

by The Kez May 16, 2005

Under The Table

A term coined by user “mr. floof” on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. It’s usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.

Girlfriend 1: “Babe, why won’t you hold my hand?”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”

by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 28, 2021

dirty cartography table

To have sexual intercourse with a cartographer from minecraft. Upon climax both simultaneously loudly shout the villager noise. Hmmmmm

Her trades were to expensive so I gave her the Dirty cartography table.

by Hdjdjnrj February 13, 2021

The Head of the Round Table

1. a. A scenario in which one assumes an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b. A position of authority in which one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. A position in which one commands the presence of overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.

1.You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

by Maskil March 8, 2012

oh no! our table! it's broken!

what you say when you break the table. quite the sad event innit?

*breaks table*
"oh no! our table! it's broken!"

by kepagu November 18, 2021