To turn off all emotions and feelings to protect yourself from getting hurt.
Vampire Diaries reference.
Vampire Diaries reference.
by VampireDiariesLover September 12, 2015
One has to sit on a tree branch about 11 1/2 feet high. Any higher is dangerous, and any lower will result in a failure of the deed. Once one pulls their pants down, and is ready for the act one has to proceed to poop. Immediately, without hesitation, one has to fall off the back end of the branch, backflipping, and in turn landing on the ground flat on their back. At which point the poop impacts with one's chest. This form of self-masturbation takes many years of experience and should not be perfomed by an amateur. The branch can be substituted with any form of a bar up in the air.
Johnny: How'd you break your neck?
Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!
Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!
Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!
Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!
by Metal Dan does Metal Dan February 04, 2011
by Onehundredpercentvanilla March 30, 2022
1. To switch your own functionally defunct object another's superficially similar but properly fuctioning object for personal gain.
2. Anything sorta similar to that.
2. Anything sorta similar to that.
I pulled the old switch-er-oo on my friend's NES with my broken one. It's not like he'd ever play it anyway.
by Darth Will Smith July 29, 2008
by cringyboigames March 09, 2020
by ouijy February 09, 2004
When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)
Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!
Guy2: WTF? No way!!
Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.
Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!
Guy2: WTF? No way!!
Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.
Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!
by Touched Fondly February 02, 2007