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Google sure!

When you're so goddamn SURE about SOMETHING.
"How sure you bout that?"

"I'm google sure! about that bruh"
by Hashvick July 25, 2022
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i sure hope that they

a dramatically ironic joke usually said in comment sections whenever a very popular content creator turns out to be an asshole.
Guy 1: what a nice animator! I sure hope that they are nice and appropriate towards minors!
(referencing an example of a cc grooming a child)
by jayquan. July 27, 2022
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hola sure

An unambiguous expression of affirmation, used especially in the context of proposal delivered via SMS.
Nick: Want to hang out?
Bob: Hola sure
by velociraptor111 January 2, 2023
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not sure what you're on

When somebody fucking says the stupidest of stupid shit so you must think they use crack, LSD, methamphetamine, ayahuasca , marijuana or another drug
Phil: The Dallas cowboys are making the super bowl this year we Dem Boyz

De'eon: I'm not sure what you're on but I definitely want some of that because that shit you just said was fucking stupid I may need some brain bleach after hearing that
by Bleeding guns January 29, 2023
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Five sure

When you are hundred percent sure of something, one more than four sure or want to exaggerate something.
This movie is amazing!

Oh five sure!
God that bitch sucks

Five sure does.
by Ozium1627 June 15, 2023
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Ivory-sure

This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.

The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."

The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.
"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."
by A. D'Venture July 18, 2023
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100% sure

Oh! That I'm better than everyone!
Hym "I forgot that one. 100% sure I'm better than everyone. There..." 😮 💨
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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