stiffage

erection, morning wood, etc....

Bill: Why are you walking like that?
Bob: I can't walk due to stiffage.

by RLBMBB November 14, 2011

steiffle

To make someone look like a complete tard in front of a small or large audience.

Dude, that bottle of Mtn Dew in your car had a kick to it. But it sure did quench my thirst. | Bahaha. Yo, you just drank a bottle of piss! I'm going to go tell everyone on Facebook! | No, don't steiffle me, you dick!

by Revenance2k10 July 5, 2011

Stiff Pickler

A drink. You take a shot of whiskey, then chase it with a shot of pickle juice, and finish off by eating a pickle

Last night I got so wasted. We were doin stiff picklers all night

by Jules16 January 21, 2012

Strimf

Commonly used when asking someone where or when to do something.

Mrs. Thompson: You have to makeup your test, Evan.
Evan: Strimf?

by nancytempleton December 14, 2011

Struffle

Struffle: 1.) To strut while you are shuffling your feet.

A zombie strutting while doing the zombie shuffle

An elderly person walking with a strut of a giddy up in their step

Looks like that zombie is strutting but still dragging his feet. he has quiet a struffle

by RisingStar October 30, 2012

Stiff Lifts

Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.

Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."

by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013

stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013