albino tube steak

White penis

I bent my black girlfriend over and gave her some albino tube steak.

by T9xbeatngu February 2, 2018

Upstate NY Steak Game

A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut into the middle of it. The steak is slid down a man’s penis, and then a woman puts the penis in her mouth. The woman must eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.

Wow, you look like you play the Upstate NY Steak Game.

by The Anonymous Homer May 15, 2019

Stelmakh

to go into a car high and drunk and go down springfield avenue at a 100 mph and crash into the foundation of a building and get wedged in and die on impact.

He stelmakhed the other day and i cant find his obitchuary

by Gus November 27, 2004

Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th

Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!

by PrestyPoo November 13, 2012

steak

A total fat ass - basically a big ol' slab of meat

Yo I saw Tiny down at the 7-11 - that muthafucka is a serious steak.

by J-Dubs January 27, 2005

Saemakowan

Replacement for "Holy shit! My ass is on fire!"

"Hey Tom, look at your ass."
"Saemakowan!"
"Stop, drop and roll bitch!"

by The Bishop July 12, 2004

stumaki

a bad stomach pain caused by over eating of spicy food or consumption of too much liquer the night befor.

after the buffalo wings icaught a mean stumaki

by dj jew January 28, 2007