by OGx_Snorlax March 08, 2015
When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something
by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021
(noun) A bed.
Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.
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Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.
Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up
This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!
by A.Smile.Always January 03, 2020
Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.
by Careili February 21, 2010
Ejaculating in somebody's eye directly or shortly after hitting them in the eye with the penis (i.e. a 'Nash Bash').
by Mogzy G August 07, 2011
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
by HungBoi May 18, 2021