smoking mid

smoking weed that isn’t the best weed trash ass weed

Aye why you smoking mid you need to hop on that gass

by trillreaper October 17, 2019

smoking pipe

A slang term for sucking penis.

Guy 1: "Last night I was smoking pipe with the captain of the football team."

Guy 2: "You sucked his penis?"

Guy 1: "Totes!"

by KnowItAll45 December 25, 2010

Smoking cock

An act in witch a person sucks a man's penis.

Billy shure loves Smoking cock!

by Jonathan December 09, 2003

smoking the green

smoking the old marijuana aka the best most beautiful substance on the planet

ah i love being a hippie and smoking the green all day

by summer g May 17, 2005

smoking elephant

n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."

Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.

by fucktard September 06, 2004

free smoke

you finna get yo ass beat. step up to the plate, take the beating

imma pull up to juliana's house "free smoke,free smoke"

by blackpower101 December 20, 2017

toke the smoke

To get lit, baby!

Hop in the van and we'll toke the smoke before the show.

by Alien probe-meat May 13, 2006