Simone

The most rachet girl you could ever lay eyes on. Feral as anything and could go months without brushing her teeth.

"Dude did you hear about last night?"
"Yes, it was a huge Simone, worst night of my life"

by Crazy-person69 May 27, 2015

Simon

1. defines AIDS.
2. if someone is being unfathomably pathetic.

Person: She's overreacting again.
Another Person: She's pulling a simon?
Person: Yeah.
Another Person: :/

by Snorlax May 10, 2008

Simon

A fucking piece of shit. Usually a terrible friend and is a jerk. Has a super tiny penis and in rare cases has a vagina. Has a dumb fuck. Usually has retarded hair. No one will ever want to fuck a Simon.

Stop being a Simon.

by Fghdsggtr December 21, 2017

Simon

a kid that takes two games to warm up and one game to cool down at bowling.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.

all the bitches love simon.

by sex kitten101 April 27, 2011

simonize

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan

WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?

by SMONEY March 16, 2004

Simon Peters

A word for faecal matter, poo, shit etc.

I just did a Simon Peters on my grandmothers TV!

by GODINHUMANFORM July 24, 2012

simanu

Annoying, weird. A guy who is just to comfortable to be himself everywhere he goes. He always wants to play and never listens.

he is a simanu

by snake5000 September 12, 2016