Pond Shrimp

Semen

Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night

by demon_peaches September 21, 2018

Shrimp Job

(2025) The act of a person sucking another person's toes.

"That freak with the foot fetish wants to give that popular girl a shrimp job."

by KittyBell5 September 21, 2025

Shrimping

Shrimping is when you are eating dat ass you take a plastic straw(or a metal straw for all you Vsco girl's or boy's) and suck the poop out of her butt.

"What did you and your boyfriend do yesterday for balentines day?"

"He just took me out to dinner, then we went home and he sucked it out of me"

"Whats it called, and What do you do"

"Well its called shrimping and when your eating the girls ass you take a straw and suck her poop out of her"

"Me and Terrence should try shrimping someday"

by Shrimpingmaster143 February 23, 2020

Shrimped

When you are feeling shrimp fried.

Man I'm feeling shrimped rn.

by LilMackin July 28, 2021

Shrimp

A really small, shrivlled up, gross looking penis. Often looks like a shrimp.

Daisy: "Ew scarlett your boyfriend finn has a shrimp"
Scarlett: "omg no ew that's disgusting. I am never going near that thing"

Daisy: "Yeah lol u should dump him"

by Dazy235 March 20, 2021

get shrimped

Somebody is wishing you good things.

Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.

*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af

I love to get shrimped!

by Alexlovesthewallflower February 12, 2024

Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

by red_shamus August 6, 2022