grandma's shoes

Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.

"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."

by Stephanie Fantastic November 25, 2014

Shoe Eater

A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.

Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater

Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me

by Clemens October 28, 2019

norwegian shoe

Butt plug

This Norwegian shoe has been in me all day

by Lickasshole October 6, 2020

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021

The Family Shoe

The unfortunate looking one in the family. More prominently used in families that are all very attractive apart from one person.

"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"

"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."

"Ah that sucks."

by Elle Le Bert January 2, 2014

Shoe Imp

1. (n.) The cause of the irritating sensation one gets when something is lodged inside their shoe.

"OW! There's something in my shoe!"

"Damn Shoe Imps..."

by idon'twannabefriends1243 September 30, 2011

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021