Going to the toilet before it is necessary, preventing a later urge. Useful before going to movies or long journeys without pauses.
I'm just going for a preemptive shite, before The Dark Knight begins. I don't want to miss ANY of the action!
by Duffdrinker December 9, 2008
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Refers to someone who can go into a petrol station and clear the whole shelf of Ginster's pasties in one visit.
by Ferg1 June 26, 2012
Get the Pie Shifter mug.When a person intentionally leaves one sheet of toilet paper on a roll, shifting the responsibility for putting a new roll on to the next hapless user. The next user may discover too late that the supply is insufficient and have to hop over to the closet with their pants around their ankles to get a new roll. In a frat house it is unlikely that there is another roll. This individual is the lowest of the low rollers.
Hey dude, can't you let people know that the TP is used up? I had to fish some dirty tissues out of the trash to wipe my ass with. Stop being a sheet shifter you asswipe.
by pelicanellie June 13, 2014
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"Slim Shite' came over last night, drank up all my fireball, and then we made love like it was off to the races!!"
by Fireballslim14 January 28, 2017
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