Skip to main content

shake and bake

to shake the sheets up and then get high
(to have sex then smoke weed)
hey baby lets go shake and bake
by kate51351361 March 8, 2007
mugGet the shake and bakemug.

squat and shake

1. to take a piss and then shake off the rest of it still on your body.
2. refers to the female pissin in the woods
I'm gonna go squat and shake
by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003
mugGet the squat and shakemug.

Shake Junt

A joint rolled in a blunt that has shake filling all empty spaces between the joint and blunt. (joint occasionally dipped in lean.)
"Down to smoke fat Shake Junt?"

"Hell yeah!"
by Big Pac April 23, 2013
mugGet the Shake Juntmug.

Shake and Bake

To smoke marijuana right after an earthquake.
In order rid oneself of the tension and anxiety that earthquakes bring about, it is recommended that a shake and bake is implemented.

-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.
by fmoralesf June 16, 2010
mugGet the Shake and Bakemug.

Tittie-Shake

I'll have a fuckin' cheeseburger with some fuckin' fries and a fuckin' tittie-shake.
by Fuck Shit Piss September 20, 2007
mugGet the Tittie-Shakemug.

Chocolate Shake

When a girl shits in her own hand and then proceeds to jerk a man off.
The girl in the back room of the party is handing out chocolate shakes like it's happy hour at the local 5 & Diner.
by Johnny Suicide August 31, 2018
mugGet the Chocolate Shakemug.

shake and bake

it is when you masturbate/jerkoff untill you are about to cum/climax and then you put yur penis inside of a womens vaina and make sure she gets pregnate. there for you shake (jerk off) and bake (her being pregnante and baking the baby in the womb... lol)
fuck off with the example... and go shake and bake as soon as possible
by adin butler and justin uglem December 3, 2011
mugGet the shake and bakemug.

Share this definition