When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.
Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.
Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!
Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!
by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025
Get the Scruff Flooging mug.When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Sawyer played by actor Josh Holloway. The effect is multiplied by having long locks of sun-bleached hair. See also Jack Scratch
Hot Girl #1- "Oh look at that guy over by the bar, damn!"
Hot Girl #2- "Mmmmm... nice eyes and Sawyer Scruff, Grrrrr!"
Hot Girl #2- "Mmmmm... nice eyes and Sawyer Scruff, Grrrrr!"
by Clouddiver April 21, 2008
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Nob scoffer
Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock.
Scoff - Informal to eat (food, generally) fast and greedily.
Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock.
Scoff - Informal to eat (food, generally) fast and greedily.
She/he's a proper nob scoffer that one. Never known anyone to suck that many dicks in such a short time!
by mod69 May 3, 2008
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Gavin : Did you just have a meta scoff
Mick : Yes, yes i did
Gavin : Did you just have a meta scoff
Mick : Yes, yes i did
by Big Gav28-30 May 24, 2009
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Get the Muff Scruff mug.When "the kids" pose for a picture, placing a finger to their lips and scrunching their face to the the side like they are confused. Usually involves surprised, very pretty, well eye-lined eyes. Seems to have infected the teenage group like 80s metal hair did my generation.
All these kids do a crankle scoff in every one of their pictures, what is it they are so confused about, and who started this new look?
by Capricornicus Walkerus February 27, 2011
Get the Crankle Scoff mug.When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.
Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!
by This_Is_Not_A_Name August 9, 2012
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