Scouser

One who complains endlessly about footballing injustices whilst feigning amnesia about the times it worked out pretty well for them

(See also liVARpool)

Seen all over the internet, a poor scouser crying "I want the game replayed because we didn't get an offside decision - what replay the Champions League final? - that was different"

by NotAManc October 3, 2023

Scooter Hooter

The loud noise made when old goons orgasms (esp over a old man called Scooter)

That goon gave out an almighty scooter hooter

by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023

Scouser

Steven gerrard

friend: Hey bro you a scouser?

you: yeh ehmmmm im a steven gerrard la.

by hipookie March 3, 2024

Scootered

When you smoke a crack rock and get super high but it doesn't quite give you a ringer !

Holy I'm fucking scootered!

by Enlightened Aura April 5, 2024

Scootered

When you smoke hard and don't get a ringer but get high as hell. The stage before a ringer

Hooollyy faack I'm scootered!!

Hey! You wanna go get fucking scootered ?!

by Enlightened Aura April 15, 2024

Scootered

When you almost get a ringer but not quite but your still just flying high !

Wow I'm fucking scootered !!

by Enlightened Aura April 24, 2024

Scottere

Scottere is a name given to someone with the name Scott, who is a father type, or daddy figure for someone. It is the male form of the French word "MaMere" which means "my mother".

Our quad had a Scottere and he was great.

by fantasyisland-wherethefunbegin May 29, 2024