scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Scorched

Being very physical and passionate in lovemaking using multiple positions and all parts of the bed.

So it was our third date, we were both very hot, so we just sort of scorched screwing the sheets!

by GSBlues July 28, 2016

Scorched

the state of being high on marijuana

"dude you're so scorched"

by slangdefined May 18, 2016

Scouch

The act of sleeping on the couch

Takeshi was absolutey knackered after a big night out, he scouched all night and left the lights on.

We don't have much room but you are welcome to scouch.

Scouching hurts my back.

by Rustopher B March 14, 2017

scooch

1.
(informal slang)
A term for vaginal discharge.

2.
(informal slang)
Could be incorporated in an insult.

Never to be confused with puss.

1.
Scott: My girlfriend discharged last night from her vagina. It was weird...
Aaron: Eeerrr, scooch.

2.
John: YES! I WON!
Gary: Shut up scooch-head...

by z20462628 December 23, 2017

Scorched Peach

After a woman shaves her vagina/pubic area and it gets severely irritated/inflamed, either from razor burn, the products applied during the shaving, or both.

Meg : I shaved my snatch with an old razor, and with a shaving cream to which I was allergic. Now it's all red and it hurts!

Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.

by Archimedes813 May 18, 2018

scronchy

A person who is an asshole

Marissa: " i met a guy at the bar, he was such an asshole"
Jayden: " he's so scronchy"

by Marjay47895633 May 20, 2018