scoop

To go up behind a guy and scoop up his nuts with your hand in a cup shape, when doing this you proceed to yell SCOOP!!

I scooped Jon SOO good on my way to class

by J HO November 20, 2003

scom

*scom* Naturally, Eskom; System Center Operations Manager (SCOM); Microsoft MOM/SCOM

Scom or
System Center Operations Manager 2007 was designed from a fresh code base.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Scoop

when you slap a fat guy's tits

I scoop fat people everyday

by spe33d September 8, 2009

scoop

It is when you cup your hand on a chicks tits and flip it up while yelling scoooooop, so that everyone in the room looks over

Shhhhhhhh, I'm gonna go scoop that sneaze beaze

by Justin JMFP Page June 26, 2008

poop it & scoop it

A request of the strongest kind to finish the job and move on.

A severe admonition to act with alacrity.

"You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now, poop it & scoop it!!"

by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006

scooping

when you chick trys to catch the huge amount of jizz leaking from her ass or pussy after being well fucked on her way to the bathroom so she doesn't get any on the carpet.

She was scooping down the hall when I finished with that thing.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

scoop

To remove mucus from the vagina by inserting two fingers to the cervix, bending the fingertips into a 'scoop' shape, then removing the fingers and testing it for consistency, smell and taste.

My girlfriend's hand was broken, so she asked me to scoop all the gunk out of her rancid flange!

by Googles December 1, 2004