The biggest waste of time that people use as an excuse not to hire you for a job. I’ll never use anything I learned in school in life except addition subtraction division multiplication other than that not shit if u are thinking about dropping out go for it why not
by Are u suicidal May 12, 2019
See hell
The prison your mom drops you off for sixteen years. Overrated in cartoons, television shows and movies. Too much homework to handle.
The prison your mom drops you off for sixteen years. Overrated in cartoons, television shows and movies. Too much homework to handle.
Younger me: oh wow, I can’t wait to go to school! I’m going to meet so many new friends!
Mom: yeah, goodbye honey!
Me, five years later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mom: yeah, goodbye honey!
Me, five years later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Not the smartest person October 05, 2020
A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022
The definition of hell and anyone who even likes it is probably an idiot also school is just shit in general we have Siri and google and Alexa for crying out loud
by Ben hanscom November 01, 2019
by AutisticNeighbor October 03, 2019
An education system in which you are slaved to do hard tasks.
These tasks include: 24 page working assignments, STAAR, EOD, Exams, etc.
An institution for educating children in 7-10 hours.
These tasks include: 24 page working assignments, STAAR, EOD, Exams, etc.
An institution for educating children in 7-10 hours.
by mydeadcatishere May 20, 2019
by BounceFire December 03, 2021