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Dump read

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.
by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013
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Bethany Read

Bethany is the best girl you will ever know. She is so beautiful. Kind. And is a great person. She is really hot. And take it from me she really sexy. She understands you and other people and you will never want to leave her side. - take it from me her gf she is amazing.
Bethany Read you are so talented. I love you.
by sparkplug201 October 1, 2018
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reading the same book

When two or more people are on the same page about something or talking about the same thing
by bananajoe August 23, 2020
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read up on it

What you may literally hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.
Learning how to make sense of all that fancy vertical signage in Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.
by QuacksO May 9, 2018
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Do not read this mug

Do not read this mug is what you say when you dont want someone readying you're new UD mug
Co-Worker: Cool mug!
You: Lol, it says not to read it
by LambadaCore March 19, 2023
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Trump-read

Verb. To skim a written text, just to be able to claim you have read it, without actually understanding it.
Todd Trump-read Preacher, so that he could move on to more culturally significant comics, like Sleepwalker.
by CAPUSA October 8, 2018
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