dancer gone retarded 

Noun: a cheerleader; one's support system; a person who is there to help you stay motivated and get through whatever obstacle confronts you

Origin: Bring It On (2000)
Sparky: "Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."

Jake: I really don't want to do this paper.
Jess: You can kick this paper's ass. I'll be your dancer gone retarded.

Man, I'm exhausted. I wish I had a dancer gone retarded to help me get my energy back.

dancer gone retarded by Jake/JCatt December 7, 2006

get retarded

To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.

'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'

get retarded by uncleboonie November 4, 2003

functionally retarded 

Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.

George W. Bush is functionally retarded.

functionally retarded by John Manyjars June 20, 2008

fuckin retarded syndrome 

When one is so retarded that they are put on the spectrum. They usually look a lil bit munted/ very much potatoed.

Hey you! You have fuckin retarded syndrome! You munted idiot!

fuckin retarded syndrome by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

Spiritually Retarded 

Like mentally retarded, by spiritually

Nick is Spiritually Retarded

Spiritually Retarded by DragoFlee May 10, 2019

Im a fucking retarded bitch 

Some random shit i made up

Im a fucking retarded bitch

Im a fucking retarded bitch by Urban killer 911 November 5, 2019

Helmet wearing retarded 

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

Helmet wearing retarded by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004