Randy nelson

Randy is a legend. He once saved a person from a burning building but nutting all over the fire. He likes to dominate people with his outstanding 70 yard SHlOnG. His nickname is B.A.P. (Big ass pimp).

Randy Nelson once slapped his step sister in the face with his 100 pound gonads because he didn’t like the pasta she made.

by Jennifer short November 10, 2022

Sneaky Randy

Shit on the floor, just everywhere. Coat every surface in shit, leave no spot untouched.

Some guy did a Sneaky Randy at my school the other day, hazmat says we can go back next month

by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021

Randy trombone

A Rusty Trombone except the act is performed while overly excited

"oh woa woa woa are you trying to give me a Randy Trombone???"

by ShadySphincter69 November 22, 2023

Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about

Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.

by All Axcess Landscaping December 31, 2024

do a randy

Someone that is power hungry, and jealous of someone else that has gotten a higher position than him. Complains to the higher ranks, and ends up being fired and banned.

Wow, he did a randy and got banned!
He wanted to be promoted so bad he did a randy!
They're so jealous, they're about to do a randy.

by what no go away pls September 08, 2019

SLICK RANDY

Taking 1 finger across a sweaty ballsack, insert finger in another person's ear.

Did you see Fred give Sarah a slick randy?

by Roanie05 April 26, 2023

Collin has nothing to do with randy

Collin has nothing to do with randy

Collin has nothing to do with randy

by Real Alberto June 01, 2022