Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?
Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens
Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens
Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
by C1PH3R8472 February 24, 2020
When you have the link in the pen for
Micky D's but they have been shoved down multiple men's pants in order to get to your cell, hence the term (prison nuggets)
Micky D's but they have been shoved down multiple men's pants in order to get to your cell, hence the term (prison nuggets)
by Allthewayup October 14, 2017
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"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
The prison where all Cryo 5 star characters go after they've had one rerun, and won't have another one for more than 2 years.
by Osmanthus Wine December 17, 2024