polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016

Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.

Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."

by LexieKnowsAll July 27, 2016

polish mark

a beautiful person with the deepest blue eyes.

Polish mark, can we get some pierogi later?

by ClaraS April 13, 2017

polish patrick

An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.

Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.

Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.

by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017

Polish firecracker

A girl that is of half Polish and half Irish descent.

That Zuzanna O'Sullivan is real Polish firecracker.

by MrGrum May 25, 2017

Polish Starfort

The Polish Starfort is when you get a girl, and you have the sexes with her, while you are also shitting on her face, and then you rub it in.

Guy 1: Yeah I heard she's wild. She did the Polish Starfort with that guy Damien.
Guy 2: What is the Polish Starfort?
Guy 1: It's a sex thing I know, and don't worry I totally know about the sex thing.

by iSorrowDaddy June 16, 2017

Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017