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Please fucking kill me

When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.
Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
by Death boi January 20, 2019
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God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
by sereklsj March 10, 2022
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nigga please

showing that what ever the (black) person is asking,doing, trying to do, or saying is completely unresonable,retarded, messed up, or is just not going to happen upon your standards.

Should ONLY be used if you are black and if the person you are directing it to is also black.
Person 1:I'm gonna make more money than you.
Person 2:Nigga PLEASE!
by mirgine January 10, 2008
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I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"
by wykykr May 15, 2006
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pleasure rooms

Grubby, sweat box in Liverpool where all the Scalls hang out off their heads going "pyar sick" to the tunes.
I went the Pleasure Rooms last night, it was Pyar sick larr
by kevy R May 31, 2007
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playa please

When some playa be trippin you hit em wit a PLAYA PLEASE, which signifies that you are unhappy with his/her actions and wish for the aforementioned playa to please stop OR if you believe a playa to be frontin say playa please.
If some bitch left you while you were ghost ridin the whip you would scream "PLAYA PLEASE"

If some stank ass ho says (in regards to her new orange locks) "this ain't weave its fo rull" you say PLAYA PLEASE.
by krunktacular June 30, 2006
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It's About Butthole Pleasures

Catch phrase that Mooj meant to say in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"; life and sex are the best through a chick's pooper
Mooj: Life is about butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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