Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020

Teasing and pleasing

The older word for trolling before internet

Let's go teasing and pleasing our parents they'll never figure it out

by Jayjaybunnyparty1644 May 1, 2025

Please Do Me

The polite Remix of the hit Do Me by Bell Biv Devoe

Do Me Baby,
No, really please you do me Baby Please baby.
So please do me.

by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020

double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.

cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!

by driver_im8 December 6, 2010

Please

You only say this when you’re a bottom. No discussion.

Most bottom’s say it like this “Please …😳 ! don’t do this to me.” It’s useless, the top will be more turned on. But now you know that it’s also a word used in bed. Kind of begging not to… yeah fill that in for yourself ;)

by hellothere! December 23, 2021

Please speak English

It means you should stop speaking spanish and speak english in a video game because you are in a english server.

Please speak English, i can't understand you

by BruhMomentor August 28, 2020

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024