Piss Window

The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.

Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.

Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.

Joe: Too late, I just told her.

by TacomaBeags January 26, 2013

Piss boy

A boy who pees his pants

Chris: “Hey little piss boy, you gonna piss your pants?”
Ponzi: “Yo shut up Chris what’s that even mean bro”

by floperator January 8, 2020

piss dwarf

The mysterious person who somehow misses the urinal and piss on the floor next to it.

the piss dwarf was at the urinal again...

by Pikfrik October 18, 2008

Takes the piss

Makes fun of

Sarah always takes the piss because she reckons I have an accent but she doesn't.

by Patrick Albert May 29, 2004

piss stain

some one/thing that follow you but you dont want it to be

i hate (name) he kept following me like a piss stain

by gghdfjiwhdf September 29, 2008

territorial pissing

Song by nirvana...
a term used for marking ones boundary or property.
pissing as a sign for leaving a mark on something.

He held her hands throughout the party...much to the envy of the other men...
that was total territorial pissing from his side.

by babyloves2run March 6, 2007

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004