piss up a storm 

To urinate for a rather lengthy period of time.

Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

piss up a storm by Mark H October 17, 2004

piss-wash jeans 

A term used to discribe pre-faded jeans that became available in the mid-1980's.

Offically titled 'Stone-washed' of 'Acid-washed' jeans, they looked like someone had quite literally 'pissed' on your jeans.

The first recorded usage of this term is by David Garbett and John White in Auckland, New Zealand and they are in the process of copywriting the term.

Man, that guy in the "piss-washed jeans" has a great mullet and stuff

piss-wash jeans by Todd Bilton November 18, 2004

Piss in my hand 

The act of putting your hand either in front of the penis or under the vagina to intercept piss as it flows out. A warm to mildly hot sensation may follow.

"Its freezing out here Elyssa.. Can you piss in my hand to prevent frostbite?"

Piss in my hand by E Dellz July 6, 2009

piss fart 

To waste time or to work outside one's field of expertise.

Child: "Where's Dad?"
Mother: "Oh he's piss farting about in the kitchen trying to cook dinner"

piss fart by SgtKestrel September 17, 2006

piss gargling

What is says on the packet really. The art of gargling your own piss, or the piss of another, as you would mouth wash. Very popular with watersport enthusiasts and Jane Fonda (who claims it keeps her healthy). I would imagine it is bad for halitosis.

I wouldn't kiss her after I found out she was a piss gargler.

piss gargling by Lord Football March 20, 2005

piss frisbee 

A piss frisbee is when you take a piss into a frisbee disc and freeze it. Then you pop it out and slide it under the front door of somebody you don't like.

That dude pissed me off when he got a blumpkin from my ex-girlfriend so I slid a piss frisbee under his door.

piss frisbee by Mikey Mouse March 25, 2008

Piss on your chips 

Putting a dampner on something

I don't want to piss on yer chips mate but I've already thrown one up 'er.
(In honour of Matt Ross)

Piss on your chips by Cyrus & SFGTom November 10, 2003