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Pillockory 

The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.
Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory
Pillockory by AutumnGaslight July 3, 2009

Pillipokaali 

Pillipokaali is the definition of a person not capable of speaking clearly, so he/she googles/searches every type of definition of a particular word, in hopes of sounding like a superior person. You can spot a pillipokaali, if hes/her keyboard can be heard typing in the background and he/she always takes a minute to start talking, and is very hypocritical from time to time.
"Hey, did you know that Gary is such a pillipokaali, he searches every word he speaks. It's annoying because you can hear his keyboard clearly typing in the background when he talks."

"I know, right? He's such a hypocrite, always blaming that we are the pillipokaalis
Pillipokaali by Zippudy November 28, 2020

shrimp pilled 

The most enlightened, skeptical, and sociological a person can possibly be, as they can see all the colors and possible futures that are seen by a mantis/pistol shrimp.
Based Balaclava Man is shrimp pilled as fuck.
shrimp pilled by Idonataur August 1, 2017

Penis enlargement pills 

Literally the fake ads you see on porn that actually make your penis small
Bob:ayo billy I've been takin those penis enlargement pills from pornhub and I bet the girls are lovin it
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small

pillowfucking

Making love to a pillow. Usually involves fucking soft pillows filled with feathers. Options include greasing the pillows with Vaseline and/or making holes in a pillow using your cock equipped a metallic knob.
A:What that fucking noise!Sound like someone is fucking a goose!
B:Relax, its just that dickhead Alan pillowfucking again
pillowfucking by andreon7777 December 13, 2012

Pillow Talking 

Talking shit about one person to another person for personal gain.
Brah, I know you were pillow talking with that girl about me just so you could fuck with her.
Pillow Talking by LilSwipe July 7, 2017