Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man

"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

by Henrey S July 4, 2020

Fingers in too many pies

When a Boy is flirting with far too many Girls and keeping all his options open.

Thomas : Iago’s snapping Emma? I thought he was all over Amy..
James : Yeah he is , he has his fingers in too many pies.

by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney November 2, 2019

Fishing off the company pier

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.

Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.

by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003

piece of work

Someone who -- although often interesting -- is difficult to get along with on an every day basis. They often make simple things overly complex, or argue points ad infinitum.

Can you drive by my house this evening on your way to work?

Sure, I'll drive by. Do you want me to stop and pick you up when I'm driving by?

Of course I do. You're a real piece of work, aren't you?

by anon#E#moose September 25, 2006

Pietro

Hot and Nice. A boy who is tall, tan, and strong. He likes to party and curses a lot. His face is one of a god. He is great at soccer and is typically has brown hair and eyes. He normally has braces for the first part of his life then they come off and everyone falls for him. He is also most compatible with Virgo. He is sweet and easy to fall for but very shy. Oh, and he's the Italian Stallion.

A: Girl, he is smokin!
B: yeah look at those abs!
A: Bet he's a Pietro!

by Latina10 May 9, 2012

American Pie

1. The Reason I'm so disappointed in highschool

2. For 7th graders whos parents blocked porn on the internet so they watch American Pie instead...

1. American Pie made me think High school was extremely organized from social groups to party's with dick games. Little did I know how much it sucks....

2. Lets go watch American Pie book of love I'll bring the tissues you get the lotion.

by Burgman123 October 26, 2011

Pierce The Veil

An amazing band that has saved many lives. They have 3 albums: A flair for the dramatic, Selfish machines, and Collide with the sky. Members include: Vic Fuentes: vocals, Mike Fuentes: drums, Tony Perry: guitar, And Jaime (hi- me, not jay-me) Preciado: bass.

Listening to Pierce The Veil makes life less unbearable

by xxmusicxxsavedxxme January 13, 2014