Phooning

Refers to a man gooning so much that his urethra can no longer shoot semen, and instead shoots puffs of air out because he has drained his testicles. The word comes from the “phoo” sound produced by the air coming out of his urethra.

My cousin Rick has started phooning. It won’t be long before he gets sent to a Doctor.

by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025

poofart

a bsf that you have a sense of humor with and that is like a sister

person 1: poofart wanna go to mcdonald’s

person 2: yes

by ariana_meow23 August 8, 2025

Poof Ting

When one thinks they are a "Big Ting" but are actually just a "Poof Ting".

Oi mate, stop thinking your a fucking Big Ting. Your just a Poof Ting.

by MRTUN1C November 17, 2025

Phoolproofnicity

To loop it out. No shame in the crazy game. Crazy is a mindset, to foolproof is to fix it. Even if it wasn't broken just misunderstood.
- To fully unleash all truths, as you are being reamed in the cerebral cortex. But to be really phoolproof, one must overcome the reaming and realize creality will destroy you, phoolproofnicity will always work. The way that you know will work. Cue the only one who know you. "YOU". listen to yourself, but don't let yourself listen to you, because everyone can hear to. Ding ding!! YOU ARE ALIVE, I PROMISE. AND FUCK A MUTHAFUKIN AI!!! Niiiiiiiiiigggaa!!!

To another day of the lame, that was game. Cue the city, phoolproofnicity!!!

by Nicity January 3, 2026

da phoff

a being so extreme that the pits of hell cant contain him da phoff is so hardcore that one look of his clown haired inbread face will cause a epeleptic seizure

william saw da phoff and died

by hoooooolie September 30, 2006

seatbuckle phoffiey

a word alli's boyfriend, ryan, made up

you are a seatbuckle phoffiey

by pkmn_mstr December 15, 2008

man-poof

Any body poof made specifically for a man

BF-Come check out how soft and supple my skin is baby

GF- Umm, thats nice love, but I dont really notice anything different

BF- Well you should because I used this hard core body scrubber

GF- Baby, That aint nothin but a man-poof

by Phoenix Jones May 19, 2010