peter reith

verb. to hire an obviously biased pundit for a talk show to provide ill defined journalist balance.

noun. an obviously biased pundit

- Former conservative Australian politician who likes to appear on political talk shows.

The Drum was peter reithed last night, it was like a Liberal Party meeting.

by AlanKohler November 11, 2013

Sleeping Peter

A sleeping peter is someone who, when given the opportunity to have fun, does not. Even when in the most rare and possibly fun situations, they don't participate. A sleeping peter will choose to stay away from the excitement no matter what. Often times they like to stay at home and do nothing. Sometimes you'll find them out at movies alone on a Friday night, or getting ice cream by themselves.

Aschley was such a sleeping peter for the bachelor's party last night, let's never invite him anywhere again.

by Ctown217 June 10, 2018

Peter skinners

A young boys hands during the peak of his excessive masturbation phase

"Austin, get your Peter Skinners off my Mustang!!"

by peterskinners November 9, 2014

Peter Jeon

A title you call an unfortunate individual when they act upon events with nothing but logic, sometimes neglecting any humanistic elements, sometimes mistaken to be mechanical. These individuals are usually hung up on another partner when regarding relationship status, almost to the extent to call this individual a renowned psychopath.

Dude, did you hear about Julie? I heard that she is getting Peter Jeon'd.

by pedrojeon November 10, 2019

Peter Parked

When you deepthroat someone and she’s face up upside down like when spiderman kissed Mary Jane

Hey Gerry I Peter Parked my dick in Lissa last week, how about you

by Asdfgtio66 November 4, 2019

Peter horny

the term of being as excited or “horny” as the character Your Boyfriend from the game YBF when in contact with anything or the player, referred to as Y/N.

i didn’t know i managed to make you peter horny

by s0urcrow September 4, 2021

Peter Teeter

When pain goes back and forth between your anus and your penis while you are having a bowel movement.

Hi son! How was your dump? I hope you didn't have Peter Teeter again.

by urbandigital January 19, 2016