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parker

parker is a very nice and outgoing girl. she will come off as shy first but to her close friends, she is very loud and will be herself. she thinks lots of people are attractive and her crushes don’t last for long. she knows she is very pretty but will never say it out loud. her friendships will usually last years, but so will her enemies. she stays true to her personality her whole life and doesn’t change for anyone.
boy #1: wow look at parker she’s so pretty
boy#2: yeah but she seem so shy
parker’s best friend: trust me she’s not shy
by mandy callus May 30, 2020
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Parker

Long neck long shlong long butt hole long ear skinny eye. slap better barklery shjlongy wongly
parker is thiccer than my mother and does way better in bed than her.
by le roberto de el poo March 9, 2020
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Parker

Parker is a Very kind and caring guy he usually has blonde or dirty blonde hair he is a very good boyfriend he usually likes girls with blonde hair and There name Starts with a M, Parker is a very smart person and he is usually very aethletic he plays football, Basketball , soccer ,and Baseball. He is very good with kids. He is very very loyal to his significant other he also might seem tough but is really a big baby
Omg I can’t believe I’m dating Parker

I know he’s such a great guy!
by BURNT toastTTttTtT November 25, 2021
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PARKER YEE

A FORM OF UR MOM IS FAT
by BOOGUE MAN September 27, 2022
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Parker Redlon

A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...
He's such a Parker Redlon... He'll never be cool
by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016
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Parker

Why is it always Parker?
by FC Lumbago May 6, 2019
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Peter Parker

when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"
by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021
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