Optimum Prime

a Transformer not to be confused with OPTIMUS Prime

Jackass.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Optimist

A fun ass boat that kids 7-16 sail. Its a boat that only holds one person.....don't put your Dad into it!!! lol

Look at his optimist!! (opti)

by Sailing Master March 23, 2007

opta

1. give me that (object you are looking or gesturing that)
2. a one word sentence that says "please pass me that object right there."

you say "opta" to your friend holding the soda. he then passes you the soda.
you say "opta" to your friend next to the pizza. he passes you a slice.
you say "opta" to a woman passing by. your friend then says "yah you wish".

by ]ulio April 21, 2007

optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

by terryzz February 22, 2009

THE Optimus Prime

While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.

The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.

by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010

Angry Optometrist

To ejaculate semen onto the face of a woman, taking care to saturate both eyelids' exterior with semen.

Man, I wish a could bust an angry optometrist on Isa's fine ass.

by Big Robb August 7, 2006

OPtimus-JD

Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".

Optimus-JD rules.

by JD September 2, 2003