Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018

Accu-stoned

The spacy, blissful, stoned feeling one gets after a session of acupuncture.

See also massage stoned

I was so accu-stoned after my appt at the eastern medicine clinic I could barely function at work.

by Reynold926 January 19, 2014

Frosty Stone

An alcoholic beverage known as Keystone Light. The beverage takes upon said name after spending significant time in a cold environment.

Matt: Yo dude can you toss me a frosty stone to shotgun?

John: Sure can

by Cman5792 October 28, 2009

ben stone

ben stone is a very loud man, he greets audiences by saying “HELLO MY NAME IS BEN STONE”

hey did you hear ben stones speech?

omg yeh the whole world heard it

by benstone28 April 28, 2020

Stone story

You wake up as a stone head then pick up random stones and unlock work craft stuff defeat monster and get weapon

Hey bobby wanna play some stone story?

by Alpsiumnomyo (aka joe mama) September 21, 2023

Re-Stone

Smoke after an argument, or an accident, or anything that is a buzzkill

Damn Butch, getting pulled over by that cop was a real buzzkill, we need to get to your house and re-Stone

by Jeanne C November 24, 2010

Wet Stone

Someone who radiates the energy of piss, lichen, and moss

Damn he is a wet stone

by anji.ewwww June 7, 2023