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Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.
Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
by skiutah January 6, 2011
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Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak And Deeya Sonalkar's Offspring Is Navraj "Nav" Singh Goraya Whom Is Also Known As "'Dennis Elohin Robles'"
Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak And Deeya Sonalkar's Offspring Is Navraj "Nav" Singh Goraya Whom Is Also Known As "'Dennis Elohin Robles'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
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Live Oak Jr High Colorguard

A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice
Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024
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