touch noodle

One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.

Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!

by Lizardick May 1, 2018

Noodle Rage

When you get angry that your spouse isn't cutting the noodles correctly, and then when your son intervenes to calm the situation you get even angrier and create a family scene.

Kai Lan (mum to dad): Awww, you no cut noodle bery well. Me want frie rie instead. You not know anyting!

Son: It's okay mum, don't worry, it's only noodles.

Kai Lan: You no talk! Your father not know how cut noodle. Why I marry him? He cause famiry shame!!!

Son (to sister): Uh oh, look out! Mum is starting her noodle rage again!

by dantheman123321 October 14, 2011

nifty noodles

When a girl's nipples stick out from other her shirt. Usually due to the cold weather.

Person: Aww, man, did you see Sally? She had some major nifty noodles goin' on!

by roxieeatscatfood May 27, 2008

Pot Noodle

The best thing out of all the things. A pot noodle can be found on Courtney Love's rider along with a syringe of krokodil after she does a gig. It can be your friend when the sun just don't shine or when you just need a snack to kill brain cells. Pot Noodles... because you're worth it.

Courtney Love: Gah, tough crowd, need sustenance, pot noodle.

by MaxisStrife February 20, 2015

noodle asian

People from parts of east Asia such as Thailand, Singapore, China, Malaysia etc.

Tom is a noodle Asian

by chicken888 January 13, 2017

noodle penis

A long and skinny penis. The average noodle penis is around 2mm in diameter and 4 feet long.

"Hey, how was jimmy?"
"He had a noodle penis ;)"
"That must've been great. Did it come out of your mouth?"
"You know it ;)"

by Meghan5sos December 12, 2015

wet noodle

A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.

-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?

-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.

by lilraerae March 29, 2009