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beat your mouse

v. "beet yuur m-ow-sss"
To torque it.
To masturbate profusely to horrible, confusing pornographic material.
To make the icky sticky bounce out of you and onto your keyboard.
Johaneman don't beat your mouse.
beat your mouse by nuts ahoy March 25, 2008

Perez Mouse 

The act of cutting a mouse, or any rodent, in half and gutting it, then putting the skin on the head of your penis and analing a person with it.
I gave Hailey a Perez Mouse for her first time yesterday, and she loved it.
Perez Mouse by RU55IAN December 22, 2010

Mickey Mouse Ears

When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.
The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.

mickey mouse stream 

“GUYS THERES A MICKEY MOUSE STREAM!”

ew its quackity.

Mickey Mouse Key Pass 

When a man tit fucks a woman and then he pulls on her ears until he makes her make a "ha ho" noise like mickey mouse
Mike-Hey chuck have you tried a mickey mouse key pass yet?
Chuck-What's that?
Mike-Its where you tit fuck a bitch then pull her ears until she sound like Mickey Mouse.
Chuck-That's weird...
Mickey Mouse Key Pass by Cat Boy October 1, 2010

A White Mouse 

The name for a man that is not mentally well and finds himself caught by a crazy narcissist bitch type women, and has complete mental control over him. Usually with the vagina as the ever present prize as he's carrot. Constantly that being the distraction he never realizes that he has become "A White Mouse" in his life. Like a mouse, he is trapped in a maze with sex replaced as the scent of peanut butter and a woman that changes her walls and plays tricks on him so he. Constantly fucking with the poor bastard.
John -Yo bro you see that chick?

Ned- Yeah she don't want a man unless he's 'a white mouse'. She's crazy like that, wants complete control over her men and everything.
John-Dame! Something must of happened to her when she was young to be like that. That's not normal.
Ned- The bitch is crazy!
John-Dame!
A White Mouse by White Mouse January 4, 2019