Perez Mouse

The act of cutting a mouse, or any rodent, in half and gutting it, then putting the skin on the head of your penis and analing a person with it.

I gave Hailey a Perez Mouse for her first time yesterday, and she loved it.

by RU55IAN December 22, 2010

Mickey Mouse Ears

When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.

The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.

by KDUBAKAKZA June 22, 2011

mickey mouse stream

quackity’s shit stream

“GUYS THERES A MICKEY MOUSE STREAM!”

ew its quackity.

by mickey mouse stream April 14, 2021

Mickey Mouse Key Pass

When a man tit fucks a woman and then he pulls on her ears until he makes her make a "ha ho" noise like mickey mouse

Mike-Hey chuck have you tried a mickey mouse key pass yet?
Chuck-What's that?
Mike-Its where you tit fuck a bitch then pull her ears until she sound like Mickey Mouse.
Chuck-That's weird...

by Cat Boy October 1, 2010

A White Mouse

The name for a man that is not mentally well and finds himself caught by a crazy narcissist bitch type women, and has complete mental control over him. Usually with the vagina as the ever present prize as he's carrot. Constantly that being the distraction he never realizes that he has become "A White Mouse" in his life. Like a mouse, he is trapped in a maze with sex replaced as the scent of peanut butter and a woman that changes her walls and plays tricks on him so he. Constantly fucking with the poor bastard.

John -Yo bro you see that chick?

Ned- Yeah she don't want a man unless he's 'a white mouse'. She's crazy like that, wants complete control over her men and everything.
John-Dame! Something must of happened to her when she was young to be like that. That's not normal.
Ned- The bitch is crazy!
John-Dame!

by White Mouse January 4, 2019

White Sticky Wireless Mouse

What may happen to your wireless mouse if you are looking at porn.

Eileen was looking at porn and she was horrified to look down and see a White Sticky Wireless Mouse

by E-Z N January 12, 2006

Mickey Mouse

The mascot of an evil corporation.

"I'm Mickey Mouse and I'm gonna eat your children."

by tajmahal August 25, 2008